Monday, January 23, 2012

Romance (or lack thereof) and shady waiters.

So tonight, I'm talking to this guy friend of mine, a guy friend that I sort of like, and who's been acting like he sort of likes me back. I say "sort of" because I don't know him well enough to really like him. And you know what he does? He starts asking me for dating advice. Advice on how to talk to this girl he goes to school with, and how to ask her out!

At first I was like...
(minus the cigarette, of course)

But then, I was like...
(minus the fact that, well, that's a man)
because I have knowledge!! So I helped him along his way, gave him the things he needed to know, and all ended well and happy :D

And then I did my usual pre-bedtime Facebook run-through, and there's my cousin and her husband gushing over the fact that it's their 6 month anniversary. That other girl saying how much she loves her boyfriend, how wonderful he is. That other girl having a baby!

And then, the wave of depression hit.

You know, that whole "everyone around me has someone!!!" kind of depression. I mean, I don't even have any male interests right now. Because no, as much as I wish he did, Tim Tebow does not count as a legitimate male interest.
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(just because he's beautiful.)

And then depression turned to irritation when I realized that I am so not supposed to feel like this for another good three weeks!! It ain't Valentine's Day yet!!
And then the irritation somehow floated into hysterical laughter as I was lying in bed in the dark. Then I got the chills. Then the laughter came back.
So I decided to blog about it.

I think that waiter at the restaurant we ate at tonight put something in my drink. I knew he was shady.

Gosh, it's hot in here.

heh heh.


  1. i knew tim was going to fit in here sometime. i want to have a crush on him so badly! but i can't. because that would be wrong. but it's killing me.
    this was hilarious. i'm pretty sure the a.h. gif made my life. yeah. it did. :))
    -jocee <3

  2. I know the feeling girly, but don't worry! The right guy will come along in his own good time.:) And if you don't have a male interest by Valentine's Day, never fear! Just indulge on chocolate, and chocolate, and more chocolate:)

  3. I totally know what you mean!!! I told my mom recently " It seems like everyone either has a boyfriend, just got engaged, are newlyweds, or expecting a baby"...and with prom season coming up, it's even more depressing. But hang in there, girl...I know it's so hard sometimes, but God has someone more special and suited to you than you could ever imagine! <3

    I love the Mr. T pic...and the chicken one...:) Hugs, Rachel <3

  4. This post made me, totally.XD And yes, Tim Tebow is just that beautiful.<3

  5. HAHAHAHAH, you really made me laugh, Lauren! Thank you! :)


  6. been there... it's no fun when your feeling like everyone is pairing up except you. I'm basically the 5th wheel everywhere I go! Yep I wish I could say Timmy is a legitimate male interest but i don't think he really counts haha.. we can dream :)

  7. I know exactly how you feel yo! The closest thing I've got is a letter every couple of months. haha Dang Valentines Day. Not looking forward to it.

  8. Hmm, we appear to be going though the same lack of male interests.....and the same mood swings about said lack as well! =P

  9. So no how you feel girl! I sometimes get tired of looking around me and seeing that everybody has someone but me. I start to hate valentines day because it remindes me that I'm lonely but i do always have God and he will be the best man, I'll ever have!


  10. Awww, this post is amazing :')

    I love Tim Tebow too..;)

  11. This made me laugh! Especially the pictures and the part about the waiter. (;

  12. BAHAHA! I literally just burst out laughing about the Tim Tebow comment!(:
    How can you NOT love him?

  13. Oh Lauren, Lauren... this post literally just told my life story! I feel your depression/pain. Sigh.
    Haha I love that Audrey Hepburn picture! :D And Tim Tebow...whoa. *_*


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