"His pledge to her: 'I will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar. i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle, i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger. and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling. sometimes. other times i will not.i will send you random txts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you. i will love you. i will love you."
...Men are tiring.
*sigh*
*sigh*
I love the pledge!!!!!!!!!!!! And don't worry, you are definitely not the only sap! *raises-hand-to admit-to-extreme-moments-of-sappiness*
ReplyDeletethis was so cute!! :) love 'its a wonderful life'. "buffalo gals won't you come out tonight, won't you come out tonight, won't you come out tonight..."
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Manda
http://meandjesus-amanda.blogspot.com
Long time, no comment :) But hi again! I transfered to google reader, so I still read but I'm horrible at commenting. Anyways, I thought you might light this blog or at least the post eventually.
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Hope you're going well!
That "pledge" is sooo cute!!! You should share it on fb Lauren, so that I can share it too!!!! ;)
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